A confession

To everyone who will read this,

I am very sorry to admit that every single letter, word and sentence in each and every single article I have ever written, here or anywhere else on the Internet or in the real world, has been plagiarised. That's right, you heard me: I stole it all, from the meaning of Kellogulation to the idea for chicken gun.

For this reason I am, from this day forward, copyrighting all my contributions under the YAK Exclusive Documentation License and anyone quoting, reading or eating anything I will ever write will face the wrath of my team of lawyers. To this end, I shall employ minders who will enforce this with the threat of death.

Yours friendlyly,

Mr Yak