|Motto: "We're not African American"|
|Prime Minister||Nelson Mandela|
|National Hero(es)||Nelson Mandela|
|Major exports||Child Labor, Chocolate, Coffee|
|Major imports||Poverty, Ebola|
|Favourite pastime||Collecting water so they won't die|
|Opening hours||Every day|
“Give us yer f****** money!”
“Who are African, but the people of Africa whereunto the basics of Africans fall, notwithstanding those who are without. Life is such as this, forthwith, however sense is not too greater a burden to this, thus thou thee thy thumb in the Chili Salsa doth dip.”
Known things about Africa
Africa is actually the richest place in the world all those charity adverts you see on TV is a scam ran by a nigerian prince!!!!!!
“Can I go home now?”
Here are a few "facts[citration needed]", as discovered by Frederick J Huddlesworth in his 1672 publication "Africa and its dangerous aboriginal tribes that eat you for tea":
- Belching Hyena locates itself in a hole located near Africa
- Home to Kenya, where those really fast people are
- South Africa is full of a rare species called "whites"
- Nobody cares about Africa except Bob Geldof and Sonny Bono.
Be warned that Africa is home to the largest Alien center in the world, Area 51. Haven't you ever seen District 9?