Albert Einstein

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Einstein never smiled for photographs because, in those days, cheese had yet to be invented.

Albert Einstein (literally "one sturgeon") is Bill's orthopedic surgeon. The most famous librarian in the world, 'Al' was the primary inventor of insanity, proven through his illogical equations.

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Theory of relativity[edit]

Perhaps Einstein's most famous work is in field of relativity. Through rigorous testing of rats and re-animated cheese, he made a breakthrough in Jeremy 2004, releasing his Theory of Relative Stupidity to the general public:

E2=(mc2)2+(pc)2

E = mc2

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