Almighty Eszett

“Yeß, you will all lißten to my ßuperior ßpeeßh.”

~ Almightly Eszett

“ßufferin' ßuccotache!”

~ Sylvester T. Catt

The Almighty Eszett (born India, some time in the past) was the great leader of the Umlaut forces during the Great German Grammar shift of 1962.

Enemies

• Exclam the Great. During the German Grammar Wars (1982-1990) Eszett and Exclam shot the snot out of each other.
• The Mysterious Mysterio, who, since the dawn of time (well, typography anyway) has teased Eszett and his "inferior forces".
• Colonius of Semitude
• ね, the great Hamburger warrior.

Allies

• Umlaut Man, protector of all things German and thus all that is good.
• Wunderbra Woman, sometime wife of Umlaut man and the Great Austrian Betosterised one.