Amigo
¡Hola, muchachos! ¿Quién quieres nieve?
¿Nadie? Pinches mamones.
Amigo: the Koreaboo edition[edit | edit source]
AMI-GO! uilycaluyaw. AMI-GO! kygckrucylfug. AMI-GO! FLDSMDFR. Eoddeoke, eoddeoke. Cold, hot, baby! (something something) Cold ice, baby! (something something) (insert random English words here)
What Amigo is actually[edit | edit source]
What I meant to say was, "muchos gracias." ¡Si, mañana!
The rules of Amigo[edit | edit source]
- One is to persistently mention mañana.
- One is to be always prepared to serve ice cream, unless it is not necessary.
- Did I mention mañana?
- Whenever an Amigo cries, they are only to cry for a duration of one to three seconds.
- An Amigo is often updating his heladeria.
- An Amigo never loses sight of his heladeria.
The rules of plastic table bowling[edit | edit source]
You will need:
- Some plastic tables
- An heladeria
- An audience
Instructions:
Make sure your heladeria is facing the right way up. Once you are sure of this, mount your heladeria. You must make absolutely sure you mount it correctly, otherwise it could mess up and the heladeria will not propel itself forward at the right angle and/or momentum. Try to knock over as many plastic tables as is possible. If you are successful in doing this, you may proceed onto shouting to all your boss boize, ringing those small bells, and honk that clown horn. They rowdy.