Anne Article. Not A N article, but Anne Article

Scientists speculate that the cat-human hybrid has hooves and magical powers.

Anne Article. Not A N article, but Anne Article is a poor and blatant ripoff of a Monty Pythons Flying Circus. The author used it as a weak, vain attempt to flaunt his self-proclaimed cleverness, but succeeds only in revealing deep-seated insecurities that manifest themselves in auditory hallucinations. His obsession with the Pope borders on the nonexistent. However, he is reading a tome about Francis at the behest of a clergyperson he met during a CIA briefing.

Look, read it, don't read it. It doesn't matter to the author. He's busy living a fantasy life in his own mind where immortal salad lizards rule a kingdom of lizards and rats that used to come out of that hole.

So, I ask the puppyhead if she's hungry... would she like a delicious breakfast? For purposes of continuity, any meal is "breakfast". And she said, "of course I would like a delicious breakfast. I'm a puppyhead. Dogs are always hungry. But after you put me out to go grunties, and make me a delicious breakfast, maybe you could be doing something about my itchies?" I replied, "Sure, but you have to be a good girl and stop biting yourself." She agreed and we shook on it. Tonights meal was kibble and beef. Later she got brushies and spritzed with grooming spray so she smells nice. Then we did lidocaine 1% ointment on her bare patches, which seem to be receding, thankfully. Then she got Vaseline lip balm on her lower lip. Later she got some good lovies, which consists of scratchies and rubbies on her belly, throat, chest, face, snoot and head. She made some lovely noises of pleasure, and smiled pretty for me. Somewhere buried in the drivel above, there may be some words elsewhere expressed in another article, here, somewhere, somewhen... OH!!! Gravity waves were detected yesterday by two independent facilities in the US. It is believed that the wave was generated a collision of two black holes. This is one of those things I wasn't sure I'd live to see. Of course, this could simply be a ruse to thwart surveillance by the reptilians. By the way, Donald Trump is not a reptilian, despite reports leaked by the Freemasons that he's a member of the alien triumvirate tasked with smelling plastic smithereens obliquely. Never plan gangrenous frivolity during Lent, especially during dredging operations cleared by Central Command, Gluten-gree Crack Smoking Brigade. After the yahoos buy up all the gravies, all the monkeys eeked

Meanwhile, in Simi Valley

SIMI VALLEY — Who knows what trials the rat named Sunny Jim endured in his days alone in the wilderness?

Was he chased by voracious owls? Beset by marauding gangs of streetwise sewer rats? Did he yearn for a child who had lost him on a day's outing?

His new owners--Hayley Huttenmaier and Nachshon Rose --can only guess. The little rat that they rescued, housed and fed isn't talking, of course.

And now Rose isn't sure he wants to find out about the past of the rat they have named Sunny Jim if that means the owner is going to come forward. Rose, in fact, has become attached to this sweet, squirming, don't-call-him-vermin little guy.

...someone was riveting cat heads to drink cups torso. A disrespectful act against our hero, neigh, even the nation of Rhodesia, which does not exist any more except in the minds of misguided dream owls. Dream owls with grapefruit spoons, otherwise sauntering with their laurels displayed, first perfected the art of scaring toddlers.

One might think, having read this far, that these words might be put to better use by writing them in an article. In fact, it occurs to me that I could just copy and paste them into a place with an unrelated title, like "Sister Helen Agnes and the Little Vulgars", or "Tattoo of Hamster Wearing Tutu With A Magic Wand And A Tiara With The Inscription "Semper Fi"" or "Non-negative Integers And Apes Who Refuse To Juggle", thereby adding to our edit count while establishing a reputation as a self-plagarist.

The fact of the matter is, loquaciousness is not unbecoming of Illogicopedians. In fact, while inventing gorilla repellant, the Illustrious Illogician Nerd42 said something about "sew not, lest ye be sewn", or something like that. Anyway, he's one of the Founding Marmots our dread wiki. Now that I think about it, forget what I said above about Nerd42. I'm pretty sure Albert Schweitzer invented gorilla repellant, and the stuff about sewing is made up on account of being high.

The Next Thing Of Consequence

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Lol. --(AMB) (XAR) (BKYE) Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (talk) 20:15, 13 Farbleum 2016 (UTC)