Anteaters

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They eat ants.
They do not eat aunts.

How do I know? Well, ask your nearest wrinkly elephant! They are very much not cnidarian! That's right! I'm User:PiddlerOfTrousers, and cnidarians are my thing now! Shoo!


Oh, yeah.


So anteaters have long thingies so they can eat their food. They like to poop considerably more than your average walrus.

Bet you didn't know that.