“Ooh, ee, ooh ah ah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang!”
SHORTCUUUUUUUUUUTS! Djs… aaaaah!
Run. IN FEAR!
Why? Furbies, that's why.
Hang on, Furbies are scarier. So yah, we'll squish you with belittling furbies. Rawfle.
Ap les r yum.
Apples, the seemingly natural fruit, are actually made in factories at a cost of four carbon-foot-prints per box. The main ingredients are cloud fluff, brought down from heaven by angels and carved into apple shapes by a kindly old man in Sweden. They are then shipped to Ireland for the inclusion of the other, lesser, ingredients. Namely: apple macs.
Apple has been a subject of much controversy due to its apparently racist undertones. No one cares though.