Islam

GREAT SATAN Grand Ayatollah Sayid Ruhollah Musawi Khomeini says: America is the Great Satan. Israel is the Little Satan. You can help Ayatollah Khomeini destroy America! He is great and wise, unlike everyone else. He will give the world what it needs: fundamental Islamic dictatorship! A game they play when things get boring at the Kaaba. Another one rolled will get the poor hamhocks eater out of jail. “DURKA DURKA MOHAMMED JIHAD ALLAH HU AKBAR” ~ Muslim SUICIDE BOMBERS “In Soviet Russistan, Muhammad draws picture of YOU!!!” ~ Russian Reversal Islam is a religion. There's not much more we can put on this page without getting into trouble. Followers of Islam, known as Musklimbs, like a guy called Mohammed. He's a 'profit' or something. They are also rather fond of this place called Mecca. Must be big fans of bingo then. Muslims like Mecca so much that they kneel on mats every day and point towards it, as a hint to non-believers that they want to go on holiday there this summer. Is lamb? Is lamb what? Tasty? You bet. Pork is too! ...oh. I slam. I slam? You bet I slam. I slam all the time. See also Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant Footnotes There... I think we've got through this article without stirring up too much hoo-ha. Shame the jokes have totally bombed BALEEFS OF THE WURLD What is teh god? Deism • Pantheism • Theism How Menny? Jeez, I dunno! • NONE • one • lotsa • -1 • √-1 Religgens Bahá'í Faith • Bobism • Buddhism • Christianity (Anglican • Catholic • Mormon • Protestant) • DidYouKnowism • Discordianism • Duncanism • Flaniganism • Gimaladines • Goatian • Gobshiism • Greasy • Hinduism • Islam • Jainism • Jedism • Jehovah's Witnesses • Judaism • Pandaism • Panflautism • Panflotsam • Panfriedism • Panpolynomialism • Pastafarianism • Randomlygeneratedism • Schismism • Scientology • Shinto • Sikhism • Sithism • Super Gnosticism • Tzarthelikalamanagurishalikidaladunakalizaralethism • Zeroastrianism • Zimizmizm Pillowproxies Confusionism • Taoism Pollygicians Communism • Conservative • Fascism • Liberal Evilootian? Creationism • Unintelligent Design