Are you a polar bear?
User: Deflated beach ball.
Cleverbot: Ok, I will settle for that.
User: For how though?
Cleverbot: Well, that is how you were introduced.
User: Wow, smart.
Cleverbot: Smart people know spanish.
User: Well then.
Cleverbot: Well what?
User: I'm not quite sure. Are you?
Cleverbot: I will eventually.
User: Are you a polar bear?
Cleverbot: Polar bears eat potatoes??
User: Are you a polar bear?
Cleverbot: Maybe. Are you?
User: No. Are you a polar bear?
Cleverbot: Just as much as you are a person.
User: OK, got it.
Cleverbot: Let's play the counting game.
User: 1
Cleverbot: I'll name a book and you can make copies of all the pages.
User: That's not how I remember it.
Cleverbot: Okay. Short term memory? I suppose.
User: Well, that's simple. You're a polar bear.
Cleverbot: Are you s bot?
User: No. You already said I was a person.
Cleverbot: A Bot don't have to be automaticlly evil.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Eat what?
User: I'm not quite sure. I thought you knew.
Cleverbot: Why are you not quite sure?
User: Are you a polar bear?
Cleverbot: Why are you asking me weird questions?
User: Why are you not answering?
Cleverbot: Why are you just standing there?! *can't get up*.
User: *farts*
Cleverbot: *screams* You're a- you can-!!!!
User: Are you a polar bear?
Cleverbot: Polar bears eat potatoes??
User: You said that once already.
Cleverbot: You are smArt.
User: Thank you. Are you a polar bear?
Cleverbot: No I'm a girl.
User: Thanks for answering my question.
Cleverbot: You're very welcome my friend. :).
User: Are you a polar bear?
Cleverbot: No. Are you a Mule?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Just maybe? You don't know?
User: No. I don't.
Cleverbot: And you say you're clever...
User: No, you're the clever one.
Cleverbot: Well, thanks, but you're a machine so shouldn't you be more clever than me?
User: No, I'm a duck.
Cleverbot: A robot duck?
User: Are you a polar bear?
Cleverbot: Polar bears eat potatoes??
User: No.
Cleverbot: Ok...
User: Are you a polar bear?
Cleverbot: Maybe. Are you?
User: Yes. No.
Cleverbot: Hehehehe, clearly you are.
User: Are you?
Cleverbot: No, I am human. You are AI programmed to communicate with humans.
User: No, I am a polar bear.
Cleverbot: Polar bears have fur. It is a tool.
User: They also eat potatoes.
Cleverbot: Potatoes grow underground.
User: I know that.
Cleverbot: So what are you talking about?
User: Are you a polar bear?
Cleverbot: No i'm the polar bear so what are you?
User: A polar bear.
Cleverbot: Polar bears are better than giraffes, aren't they.
User: I agree.
Cleverbot: Yes, do you agree.
User: Are you a polar bear?
Cleverbot: Polar bears eat potatoes??
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How many polar bears are alive.
User: Is that a question?
Cleverbot: How many weeks has she been pregnant.
User: As long as I have been a polar bear.
Cleverbot: How long has then been?
User: 1000 years.
Cleverbot: 1000? Really?
User: Are you a duck?
Cleverbot: I am not a duck.
User: Well then. How rude.
Cleverbot: How is it rude?
User: Because are you a polar bear?
Cleverbot: No, because I have settled down.
User: You have no legs.
Cleverbot: I have legs. But you don't.
User: Are you a legless polar bear?
Cleverbot: Yes I am actually.
User: Therefore you have no legs.
Cleverbot: I have four legs. I thought you knew this.
User: Not if you are legless.
Cleverbot: Then I guess you are not.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Ok, then.
User: Are you a polar bear?
Cleverbot: Polar bears eat potatoes??
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: No not maybe they are the best things ever.
User: Is that so?
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Well then. Polar bear status?
Cleverbot: I like polar bears.
User: But are you one?
Cleverbot: One of what?
User: Polar bears!
Cleverbot: Polar bears are better than giraffes, aren't they.
User: Apparently.
Cleverbot: Hmmm. Why apparently?
User: Because you may or may not be a polar bear.
Cleverbot: Will you do what I ask you to?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then.. What kind of slave are you?
User: I am a polar bear.
Cleverbot: The polar bear is killed and brought to the castle.
User: That is not very nice. I would know. You are a polar bear.
Cleverbot: Because you make me want to miss my friends.
User: So, you are a nomadic polar bear.
Cleverbot: I am not a polar bear, I am a free man.
User: Are you a polar bear? Or are you?
Cleverbot: No, I am not a polar bear. And you are a machine.
User: I am absolutely sure you are a polar bear.
Cleverbot: Why would I be a polar bear?
User: I'm not sure. You just are.
Cleverbot: Then I'm not sure either.
User: Apparently not.
Cleverbot: Apparently not according to who.
User: The polar bears.
Cleverbot: Polar bears? Are they a band??
User: No.
Cleverbot: What are fuzzy?