Ass-ripping sewer gators
“Ahhhh, they're all a buncha triflin' bitches!”
Sterling Mallory Archer, secret agent extraordinaire, is terrified of alligators. This, his second greatest fear, is only superseded by the fear of crocodiles. His third greatest fear is a brain aneurism. So, you can imagine when, during a male bonding exercise cum moving stolen money across the Canadian border cum being hunted by the former possessors of said stolen cash, Ron Cadillac[3] stated a belief that tourists to Florida who had somehow brought home baby alligators to New York City, and flushed them when they got bored resulting in a population of sewer alligators rampaging their way up the drainpipes, driven mad by their compulsive goal of ripping our asses, that Archer considered never using a toilet again.
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Cancelled.
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- ↑ the International Secret Intelligence Service in New York City
- ↑ milk and absinthe
- ↑ Speaking of Cadillac, I am currently in cruising in an Escalade like
- ↑ French's just came out with a ketchup. Their ancient mustards, while a worthy and standard line of condiments, does not strike me as innovative enough to come up with a decent ketchup.