Asshole at midnight

Asshole at midnight is a technical term for the type of hot, humid weather frequently found in the American South. Numerous studies have now proven that the human asshole is most likely to be at it's hottest and most humid at or about midnight. Factors such as circadian rhythms, meteor showers, mass extinctions, binge eating disorder and Black Friday shopping come into play, but the vast majority of the population are pretty much midnight-compliant.

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• Cracked Magazine