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Someone, as in a person who read it, has suggested this article be rewritten.
Are you man enough to take on the challenge? Well, are ya?
For those looking for a German view on the subject, the Camels at Kamelopedia have an equally strange article on Auto or even Volkswagen; yes even Skoda
A real life ghost car caught on CCTV.

I am a driving god!”

~ Man in a car

“Car the blar the far the car, hello carry! CAR. Vote car for prez.”

~ Jimmy Carr


~ Oath

Car are bar. Vote car biatch!

I once had a car
I drove it very far
I drove it through some tar
And now it doesn't go so far
George Hamburg

The 'carre'[edit]

“The car (ahem) is something that is funny and gives you lolz and stuff like that but me? Nah it makes me do a la the shiz in a la the pipe hole!”

~ Jeremy Clarkson
Cars can now be purchased from high street supermarkets.

Cars were a bad pop group.

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