Awesome

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“Me!”

~ Iamawesome on Awesome
"Everything is awesome, everything is cool when you're part of a team.
 Everything is awesome, when you're living on a dream" -from The Lego Movie

Awesome is a term used to characterize anything which is not bad. If something is bad, it may or may not be awesome, unless approved by a council of Aborigine Shamans. One must first apply for the status of awesome via:

22 Wollooongooooongo Road
Wagga Wagga
Australia
WOOOOOO2 5RJ

If approved, an Aboriginal dude will come to your house and cover you in wallpaper paste before making you eat a frog. You will then be awesome, at least in the eyes of the law.

A warning[edit]

Beware. False claims to awesomeness can result in the following:

You: I'm awesome
Cop: Oh yeah, you got a license to prove that?
You: Yeah, er, it's in my other pants...
(You leg it)
(Chase ensues)

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