BSCII

BSCII is a ripoff of Unicode-666 and not at all ASCII. Just look at the difference in the names!

Encoding

BSCII is the worst character encoding ever, since it takes the character and turns it into ASCII art in the machine. It chooses a random font to use therefore it will be really difficult to decode. Also, it will NEVER work (exept for anything built-in into your machine before the BSCII encoder) since the BSCII will encode itself and not understand it afterwards.

Decoding

It's plain impossible to decode BSCII since you can't write a piece of code to decode it without it getting garbled up completely, plus the decoder would also get garbled if it was built-in.

History

BSCII was made by G.O.D. himself to defeat the human race, and then it was stolen by theDevil and made impossible to decode, just to save the human race. THEREFORE, THEdEVIL WAS NEVER EVIL!!! OMG OMG OMG!!! But she installed it on all Mac OS X® computers so she must be a worker at Apple. MAYBE SHE'S STEVE JOB'S WIFE!!!

Example

In BSCII, A would turn into

01110
10001
11010
10101
11111

Here, all the 0s are replaced with spaces for better visibility.

 111 
1   1
11 1 
1 1 1
11111

See? Garbledness level = MAX²!

LOL would turn into

0100000011100010000
1000100101010001001
0010000110010010000
1000000100100000100
1110100011100001111

0s removed:

 1      111   1    
1   1  1 1 1   1  1
  1    11  1  1    
1      1  1     1  
111 1   111    1111

GARBAGE!!!

See? That's why all Mac OS X® computers go all weird!