Bad English

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Intro[edit | edit source]

This article will list the many different types of bad English. And yes, I ate 78 gallons of sugar before writing this.


Engrish[edit | edit source]

Engrish is when a Japanese person tries to speak/write English and normally while smoking potatoes results in a funny outcome.


Some Of the most legendary of memes have been born form engrish


ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

~ An example of an engrish meme.


Englizh[edit | edit source]

Englizh is what happens when a guy who decided to eat dank memes tries to speak.


Englizh is said to have originated in the government headquarters, but is not confirmed.


Heloo I are a englizh zpeaker”

~ An Englizh speaker


Engbish[edit | edit source]

Engbish occurs when a guy stuffs 8937481368743747467834687 gallons of marshmallows in his mouth and swallows it.


“ pi! pow ere you todey?????”

~ An Engbish speaker

Anglesh[edit | edit source]

This occurs when someone has been using the most ancient form of English ever. (And when high on banana peels)


“he! ow ar yu thes fene dey?”

~ An Angles speaker


oewqihjrperwojkh[edit | edit source]

occurs when a foreigner first tries to use English.


“uiui whbhejb tyuhg whwne wjie wjhwjkhjw? Wait wwhejree arehjkl usn gijne”

~ A ioeiwoiwe speaker.

Enmish[edit | edit source]

When a guy doesn't want to say potato


I will not say jnmkiokmw

~ A Enmish speaker


American English VS British English[edit | edit source]

Wait you really want me to attempt this?


Why do you think this well be a good addition to the article?


It would make this is most biased article ever.


So uh........ yes.


American English wins!



MOST BIASED ARTICLE AWARD!!!!


MOST BIASED ARTICLE AWARD!!!!