Battle with MrMetalFLower

You -- HP: 5000
Attack	Magic	Skill	Item
Daggers	Fire	Biting Sarcasm	Potion
Bow	Ice	Die	Phillip

You pull out your bow and let fly two arrows, doing 0.1 dmg.

MetalFLower -- HP: 14999.9
Attack	Magic	Summon	Item	Skill
Syphilitic Squirrel-chucks	Homosecks	Dylan Moran	Reproduce Juice	Exchanging Witticism
The Sword of Ung	Ban	Cannibal Corpse	Small Child	The ability to admin your face off

MrMetalFLower clips you round the ear with his Syphilitic Squirrel-chucks. You cry, and take 9999 dmg.

You -- HP: -4999
Attack	Magic	Skill	Item
Daggers	Fire	Biting Sarcasm	Potion
Bow	Ice	Die	Phillip

You die while throwing fire and ice; doing 10 dmg.

MetalFLower -- HP: 14989.9
Attack	Magic	Summon	Item	Skill
Syphilitic Squirrel-chucks	Homosecks	Dylan Moran	Reproduce Juice	Exchanging Witticism
The Sword of Ung	Ban	Cannibal Corpse	Small Child	The ability to admin your face off

MrMetalFLower attempts to exchange witticisms with your corpse; doing A presently unnoticeable amount of psychological dmg.

You -- HP: -4999
Attack	Magic	Skill	Item
Daggers	Fire	Biting Sarcasm	Potion
Bow	Ice	Die	Phillip

You reply with biting sarcasm.

MetalFLower -- HP: 14989.9
Attack	Magic	Summon	Item	Skill
Syphilitic Squirrel-chucks	Homosecks	Dylan Moran	Reproduce Juice	Exchanging Witticism
The Sword of Ung	Ban	Cannibal Corpse	Small Child	The ability to admin your face off

MrMetalFLower dies of shame.

You win... WTF?! You're supposed to be dead