Bhutan
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First things first, let's understand the country we're dealing with.
This is the flag of Bhutan.
Does that dragon, in any sense of the phrase, look like it is fucking around?In case you can't count[edit | edit source]
He/she is holding not one, two, or three, but four orbs in his/her talons.
“Yeah, but it looks like a doodle a kid drew.”
FINE[edit | edit source]
But what does that say about the country that makes it their flag?
“I don't know... they're fucking crazy?”
Exactly.
Why More People Don't Know About Bhutan[edit | edit source]
Because of bad marketing or something.
What is Bhutan?[edit | edit source]
A country in South Asia. The hills are magic, or something. I hope. Maybe they'll make me king there. I don't know why they would.
Am I Full of Shit?[edit | edit source]
Maybe.
What's NOT full of Shit...[edit | edit source]
Bhutan's GDP is made up entirely of happiness and they take pride in that, coming top of the league 123456789 times in terms of GDP. There are, however, some drawbacks to this. Anyone who is sad will be immediately put to death and stripped of their right to own goats. And NO-ONE wants to not own goats.
Countries and territories of Aaaassiaaa...
| Middle East | Armenia* · Azerbaijan* · Bahrain · Georgia* · Iran · Iraq · Israel · Jordan · Kuwait · Lebanon · Oman · Palestine · Qatar · Saudi Arabia · Syria · Turkey* · United Arab Emirates · Yemen |
| The Stans | Afghanistan · Berzerkistan · Kazakhstan · Kyrgyzstan · Nokiastan* · Pakistan · Russia... uh... stan* · Tajikistan · Tatarstan/Tartarstan · Turkmenistan · Uzbekistan |
| South Asia | Bangladesh · Bhutan · India · Maldives · Nepal · Sri Lanka |
| East Asia | China · Hong Kong · Japan · Macao · Mongolia · North Korea · South Korea · Taiwan |
| Southeast Asia | Amnesia · Brunei · Cambodia · East Timor · Indonesia · Jurassic Park · Laos · Malaysia · Myanmar · Papua New Guinea · The Philippine Empire · Singapore · Thailand · Vietnam |
| * Part of both Europe and Asia. |