Oh bugger, that's a real cock that is. Police lately had to slaughter trillions of PCs due to an outbreak of this bizatch. Hard luck. They had to re-call a whole batch of Apple Macs.
So does my thingy have this or what?
How do I know?
Your 'pooter has its cables in hot water and it has a sponge on top of the screen. Also, lol.