Blade of grass
Blade of grass is a deadly lazer (ah yeah) weapon that only the masters of the masters can truly weld. It was invented by ancient Chinese druids who were black on a trip to the Seminole Tribe. They took it back to China, where it was kept a secret only known to 33rd degree Masons or their equivalent in Chinese society. Meanwhile, the Navajo Nation learned the secret of blade of grass from the Seminoles and started stockpiling it.
In 1411, the Illiniwek tried to raid the Navajo arsenal. They got busted because they didn't know the blades of grass were the weapons, and they spent too much time searching.
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