Blowhard

Blowhard (also "blowhardened") refers to the state of having been robbed of softness by a blow hardener. If you don't know what a blow hardener is, it's like a Blow Dryer, except that a blow dryer instead removes moisture rather than hardness. "Blowhard" is definitely not a reference to oral sex in any way, shape, or form.

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