Cabal

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Funny you should have searched for cabal, because there is no cabal. So...what are you doing here? Shouldn't you leave? No, my request that you leave has nothing to do with the cabal, silly. I just said there is no cabal, so what are you on about? What are you hoping to find here? Empty space? There's certainly a lot of that. Silly thing to be looking for, though.

No seriously, you should go away, or else the cabal will vaporise you… but wait, I just said there isn't one. So that won't happen. So I suppose there's really nothing keeping you from poking your nose in here, is there? But you should go away. Really. I mean it.

Or else.