Captain Armstrong Jr. XVI

Captain Jall Armstrong Jr XVI of 'The Flaunting Crotchman' the gayest ship ever to sail the seven lakes of the peak district.

I'm surrounded by seamen.' - Jall

Pants Ahoy - Private Pahts

Onward to america to conquer the clubs! - Jall

Life is like a box of chocolates, my mum usually throws it away. - Jall

Qwok - A dyslexic Duck.