Charles Darwin

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Chiefly Charles Darwin

Charles Billy "Gibby" Darwin is considered the forefather of the theory of evilution. He is a pioneer who thinks hunams (the moogle & gibbon's dumb hairless biped weirdo cousin) and apes are one and the same. Mr. Darwin wants you to go to work today and grunt feces while eating bananas. No, really. Darwin also believes that life on Earth and your very existance is directly attributable to velociraptors.

Darwin is absolutely in favor of an ape-ruled society and believes apes will eventually evilve and become as intelligent as Donkey Kong. He also directed the Planet of the Apes series.