Cheesium

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-5
Ch(Cheesium)'s Properties

Cheesium.png
Cheesium's orbital structure.
Full Name Cheesium
Atomic Number -5
Symbol Ch
Number of Protons -5
Group Yummy Chocos
Group Number 2
Period 0
Color Yellow~Orange
Smell Cheesy
Hardness Not that hard
Ionization energy Sicc
Melting Point 700~1300˚C
Half-Life 77.16Ma
Decay Mode BBayta DK
Decay Products Zero
Y.A.W.N. Index Number 2
ZXY MetaIndex Number 30805
lolcode Index Number Cheesy
Usage Food
Orbital Structure [CHEESE]
Cheesium in the Periodic Table
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Ch

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LogiciumCheesiumNegativium
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Not to be confused with Cheesyium, which is a corn.

Cheesium is the most mousenegative element. So much so that the mousenegativity of all other elements are defined in relation to cheesium.

The element is found on the moon in moist craters, and can be isolated from their salts. Despite its moderate weight, it is one of the most useful elements of the Illogic table, being a reagent in pizza, omelettes, and caldo de queso. Cheesium was theorized in Persia but first identified by the Mongols.

Production[edit]

Cheesium is exclusively legitimately produced in the Moonian Empire, although an unknown amount of cheesium is made on Earth using contraband moon salts.

Most cheesium is manufactured near Oceanus Procellarum. Some is also manufactured near Mare Crisium, which has been seized by rebels.

Relation to Illogicopedia[edit]

Because cheese is often mentioned on Illogicopedia, a proposal is in the works for cheesium to be the official element of the wiki. In the parlance of the illogia, an eeble of cheese in hand is worth 2.76 younches up the sonk. Cheesium's other illogical qualities include ambivalence, asymmetry, Machiavellian slab, swarthiness and ability to sample sound. A remarkable attribute in particular of cheesium is that there is no point in cramming it into one's ears.

One Illogicopedian primate in particular, hypothesized to be of the species Homo Vespertilio Irrumabo Insanius, will be running a Kickstarter page to finance a lunar cheesium mining operation. This enterprise will insure a secure supply so vital to Illogicopedia. Some secretly hope that a rodent agonist might be developed by Project:IllogiLabs to further insulate against vermin. The current proposal requires 6 metric tons of refined cheesium a month.

Isolation[edit]

Cheesium can be isolated when electrocute Jerry in 9001mA, 10000V.

XD what? that's so silly :P

Stability[edit]

Solid Cheesium is stable.

Liquid Cheesium, however, can be turned into Pondue anytime.

Gas Cheesium can undergo Beta Decay and turn into Zero.

Plasma Cheesium younches in electromagnetic custard.

Synthesis[edit]

Cheesium can make Cheesium trivegetatium with Vegetatium, which is a molecule consisting most part of Cheeseburgers.

In popular culture[edit]

Cheesium may strike fear into the hearts of thy foes, specifically the left pulminary artery. This has been observed in Freemasons after viewing Arabic language clickbait. Understanding the illogicians of the past is the only cure.

Although politicians have promised to lower wasteful spending, cheesium runoff is a major distraction, and may end life as we know it.

Cheesium has appeared in Illogicopedia.

See also[edit]

Completed Chart (Real) (Random)
P 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19
Gases (Odorful Gases) Yummy Chocos Fillable Materials Unbreakables More Fillable Materials Cleaning Materials Adhesives Vegeta-bles
0
-∞Log
Logicium
-5Ch
Cheesium
-1Neg
Negativium
0Zr
Zero
1%%()
Parenthesis
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Whatium
1%%
Percent
1.5%!
Negationium
0.03Lim
Tothelimitium
0.04proofB
Beeron
0.05C
Crampon
0.06N
Nitro
0.07O
Oxycontin
0.08F
Forcium
1
0.11Pup
Fart
0.15Kk
kitkat
⅓⅔Spt
Spatulium
0.25Ex
Examplium
0.7proofSpn
Span
0.75Pz
Pzztztium
2
1H
Highdrogen
1.1Na
Nachosium
1.11Dn
Down
1.2Fe
Fetus
1.23Poo
Nutellium
1.3!@#
Delyrium
1.35En
Wiki
1.4Ar
Armageddon
1.414IlI
lIlIlIum
1.47ANG
Gigantium
1.5proofSpa
Spam
1.9Arr
Arrowkeysium
2Pol
Polyester
2.1Eve
Evenmorium
2.9Gl
Glue
3.0Crt
Carrotium
3
3.14Nou
Nougat
4Vor
Vortex
4.4Fr
Fragilenium
4.5Pi
Pie
4.9Box
Bauxite
5Not
Notsoeletium
5.5proofAnt
Fusestopper
5.59Dmb
Iamadummium
5.6W
Weedium
5.8Cm
Cementium
4
5.82XEE
zENon/xENoon
5.83Whi
Whitechocium
5.85OoO
oOooOoOlium
5.86LOL
thatisfunnium
5.87Cfa
Ceilingfanium
5.88Nid
Noideahavium
5.99proofPrf
Proofium
6Cr
Cramp
7Po
Potato
8Bl
Skipped9ium
9.5Cle
Spic n' Span
10Dct
Ducttapium
10.5Cab
Cabbagium
5
11Nit
Nightrogen
12Cho
Chocium
13R
Rock
13.5Pap
Paper
14Sci
Scissor
15Cli
Clickherium
15.88Rx
Randomium
16Pfl
Paperairplane
16.5Cp
Cupcakium
17"Mas
Mashium
Skippium
20Epi
Seizurium
21Rock
Rocket
22H2O
Aquerium
23Sgl
Supergluesium
6
26Cnc
Cookiesncremium
27Chp
Chippium
28Ref
Fridgium
29B2
B-ron
30Mg
Magazene
31Rub
Rubber
32Mol
Molassium
33Pn
Picknosium
34Cu
Clapper
35Zi
Zigzag
36proofBlu
Bluescreenium
37Arm
Armorium
38Bt
Invisibium
39Orn
Ornium
40Tpa
Tapium
40.9Po2
Potatium
7
41Kip
Keepton
42Dar
42Chocium
43Fls
Toilet
45Tst
Toaster
46Pl
Plastic
47Plt
Platonium
48Bob
Bubble
49Fr
Frankium
50Wof
Woof
5151
51ium
52Oxi
Oxidizers
53Wd
Woodium
54proofWal
Walium
54.7Fab
Farbleum
55Bla
Blank
56Bln
Skipblankium
57Zon
Zonrox
57.5Ew!
Slimium
58Veg
Vegetatium
8
59Vns
Vansihium
60Pnt
Peanutium
61Lu
Luster
62Irr
Irritium
63Wr
Wreckingbalium
64010
Bytium
65Oz
Ozone
66Plk
Plonkium
67Dy
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68Qu
Quickium
69Plw
Pillow
70proofGlp
Googleplex
71Pa
Paintium
72.5Plp
Orbitium
LXXIIIPop
Popium
74Daz
Dazzium
75Sct
Scotchtapium
76Bro
Broccolium
9
77Btr
Bitterium
78Pr
Pringles
79Rf
Roof
80Ch
Cherry
81Tv
Televisium
82Dna
Deoxys
83Blu
Bluron
85Ds
Dissolvium
86Rg
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88proofIlP
Illogicopedia
89Jf
Juicyfrutium
90Ti
Timium
91Sdr
Sdrawckab
92Was
Washmachium
93St
Stickium
93.5Gin
Ginger
10
94Bef
Beforium
97.9Chr
Crunchium
111Ru
Rubbyium
111.5Lin
Linus
111.9Sym
Banana
112.7Dis
Dissium
112.8Unc
Uncyclopedium
112.9proofSh
Short
112.91Mor
Moar
112.92Idi
Idiotium
112.93Blk
Blackium
112.99Hu
Human
113SwP
Sweetpotatium
11
115Rdr
Radarn
12
500Ge
Geranium
619Bzt
Shockogen
678proofXD
XDizzlium
800Cg
Chewinggum
888Tv
Televizium
900Mf
916Blc
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999Pl
Plushophilium
1010Rad
Radishium
13
1111Cy
Chresanthemum
9999proofGr
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11KSos
Sosium
14
6456!Re
Reium
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Illogicium
Coltium
5?Mu
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P Superiors Super-Superiors Eka-Superiors Inferiors Hyper-Superiors
A
A1N
Nothing
A2Pen
Penium
A3Py
Pyronium
A4Lm
Poppium
A5U
Switchium
A6Wut
Makesnosensium
A9Pow
Sopowerfulium
A10Fix
Picturefixium
A11Fil
Fillerthingium
A14Fut
Futurium
A15Pst
Pastium
A16Suk
Itsucksium
A19§
Linkium
B
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B2B!
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B3Pipi
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B6lol
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B17Sencible stamp.png
Borinium
B18Trashbin-new.png
Trashium
C
C1Chris
Chrisonium
C2Rd
Redsquarium
C3Fish
Fishice
C4404
Cannotfoundium
C5^7!
Iumium
C7QTOZ
Kalphabet
C9Mil
Millenium
C1150Q
Pipquizium
C12IPC
Illogiprojectium
C13LOE
Listofelementium
C14123
Numericium
C15A應ㄱ
Linguanium
C17Oops!
Accidentpoopium
C18Nah
Boringjokesium
P Active corns Yummy corns Caramel corns Alive corns
a
a1Pop
Popcornium
a2Kl
Kernelium
a3Cor
Cornographium
a11But
Buttery
a18Ce
Cornfield
b
b1Mv
Microcookium
b2Chez
Cheesyium
b3Mv
Moviefoodium
b4Yll
Yellowium
b5Pp
Popocornium
P Nonsensibles Semi - nonsensibles Internal nonsensibles Hemisensibles Exo-nonsensibles
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!2Per
Pefrium
!3F
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"8Trip
Tripium
"9Wipe
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$2^Qrs
Tuvium
$9Rd
Templatium
$10Edl
Editlinkium
$12Goo
Googlium
$14QRT
Qwertium
P Normal Liquids Liquids with flavors Inedible Liquids Dangerous Liquids Odorful Liquids
Á
Á2Jc
Juicium
P Censored elements
Ć
Ć1C
Censorium
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-2
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-21Ug
Uglyon
-32Lw
Lolwuton
-33Psy
Psychosium
-34Fff
Fatmanpium
-35Dgh
Doghairium
-36Flo
Florpium
-3
-39Lol
Lawlon
-40Llo
Lawlite
-51Oll
Lawlium
-52Vl
The Bad Ailment
-53Dm
Deadmanum
-54Dna
DNA
-55Gl
Goodlordium
-56Ch
Cheese
P Unknown Classification
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Periodic Table
Group # 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
Period
1 1
H

0
n
Illogicopedian Elements

2
He
2 3
Li
4
Be

5
B
6
C
7
N
8
O
9
F
10
Ne
3 11
Na
12
Mg

13
Al
14
Si
15
P
16
S
17
Cl
18
Ar
4 19
K
20
Ca
21
Sc
22
Ti
23
V
24
Cr
25
Mn
26
Fe
27
Co
28
Ni
29
Cu
30
Zn
31
Ga
32
Ge
33
As
34
Se
35
Br
36
Kr
5 37
Rb
38
Sr
39
Y
40
Zr
41
Nb
42
Mo
43
Tc
44
Ru
45
Rh
46
Pd
47
Ag
48
Cd
49
In
50
Sn
51
Sb
52
Te
53
I
54
Xe
6 55
Cs
56
Ba
*
72
Hf
73
Ta
74
W
75
Re
76
Os
77
Ir
78
Pt
79
Au
80
Hg
81
Tl
82
Pb
83
Bi
84
Po
85
At
86
Rn
7 87
Fr
88
Ra
**
104
Rf
105
Db
106
Sg
107
Bh
108
Hs
109
Mt
110
Ds
111
Rg
112
Cn
113
Nh
114
Fl
115
Mc
116
Lv
117
Ts
118
Og
8 119
Uue
120
Ubn
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156
Uph
157
Ups
158
Upo
159
Upe
160
Uhn
161
Uhu
162
Uhb
139
Ute
140
Uqn
167
Uhs
168
Uho
169
Uhe
170
Usn
171
Usu
172
Usb
9 163
Uht
164
Uhq
****
206
Bnh
207
Bns
208
Bno
209
Bne
210
Bun
211
Buu
212
Bub
213
But
214
Buq
165
Uhp
166
Uhh
215
Bup
216
Buh
217
Bus
218
Buo

* Lanthanoids 57
La
58
Ce
59
Pr
60
Nd
61
Pm
62
Sm
63
Eu
64
Gd
65
Tb
66
Dy
67
Ho
68
Er
69
Tm
70
Yb
71
Lu
** Actinoids 89
Ac
90
Th
91
Pa
92
U
93
Np
94
Pu
95
Am
96
Cm
97
Bk
98
Cf
99
Es
100
Fm
101
Md
102
No
103
Lr
***Still Superactinoids 141
Uqu
142
Uqb
143
Uqt
144
Uqq
145
Uqp
146
Uqh
147
Uqs
148
Uqo
149
Uqe
150
Upn
151
Upu
152
Upb
153
Upt
154
Upq
155
Upp
****Yep, Still Eka-actinoids! 191
Ueu
192
Ueb
193
Uet
194
Ueq
195
Uep
196
Ueh
197
Ues
198
Ueo
199
Uee
200
Bnn
201
Bnu
202
Bnb
203
Bnt
204
Bnq
205
Bnp

***Superactinoids 121
Ubu
122
Ubb
123
Ubt
124
Ubq
125
Ubp
126
Ubh
127
Ubs
128
Ubo
129
Ube
130
Utn
131
Utu
132
Utb
133
Utt
134
Utq
135
Utp
136
Uth
137
Uts
138
Uto
****Eka-actinoids 173
Ust
174
Usq
175
Usp
176
Ush
177
Uss
178
Uso
179
Use
180
Uon
181
Uou
182
Uob
183
Uot
184
Uoq
185
Uop
186
Uoh
187
Uos
188
Uoo
189
Uoe
190
Uen