Chemistry (subject)

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Chemistry is a horrible subject, avoid at all costs!

Once a fine subject to be taught in schools about how to burn things, manufacture amphetamine and succeed in world domination it has evolved into a lump of boring cat jokes and on the rare occasion something mildly interesting.

Seriously, who cares?

Written by a struggling chemistry student, never forget[edit | edit source]

No, breaking bad lies.

You will not learn how to make drugs.
You will not get rich quick.
You will just get bored.
You will wish you picked another subject.
You will write pointless amble the night before your exams.
You will want to light the lab on fire.

Why it sucks[edit | edit source]

It's more repetitive than the circle of life.