Coffee

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Heresy, says The Church of The Twitchy Thumb of Illogia! Clearly, this is so; the scripture agrees:
Cquote1.pngThere is but one God, and coffee is one of its prophets.Cquote2.png
Whoever wrote this must be very eeble indeed! Obviously. It simply cannot be otherwise!



Coffee is that stuff that looks like tea but is not. It also looks like poop, but it's not that either! SO WHAT CAN IT BE?

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...is that what coffee is?...that looks like the toilet after m' cousin's had tacos and spaghetti.

Oh well. I guess we stick with tea, then. Crumpets!

The effects of spilling coffee[edit]

YOur floor gets the addicted. The Norwegians get the caffiene. (You know you can't say 1,3,7-Trimethylpurine-2,6-dione on public radio. And by public radio, I mean broadcast radio. You can say whatever you want on CB. NPR's not the only station that has standards.) Afterwards, you will be in an mvm game event calling to hats and end. That would mean that Nostradamus predicted Ancient Aliens. The actual Aliens.

Don't listen to the government propaganda that says "Cash for junk! Cash for junk!". Economics is a valid science, only one that must be practiced by schizophrenics. They need their carrots, too. And you gotta help them by collabing on the stubs with Nuckols the Echidna. Stop the Redtie Men.

Oi, este é New Jersey.

Discovery[edit]

The chemical structure of coffee was discovered when the guy who discovered it dreamed of a goat dancing with a mermaid. He woke up and said, "A-ha! Coffee is a 1,3-N substituted benzene ring."


Beverages
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AlcoholApple juiceBeerBrawndoCarrot juiceCoca ColaCoffeeColaCreamy milkDiet BloodGin and JuiceIllogiCocktailJägermeisterLemonadeMilkMountain DewMudchaOrange juicePepsiRyeSodaTequilaVodkaWine

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