Crime

Crime is when people do eeevil things. Psychologists and psychiatrists believe crime is caused by cheese.

It is. Trust us. Cheese is bad. We see you. Muahahahaha.

And that concludes our article on crime. Thank you for reading.

(We totally haven't implanted a chip in your brain that makes you behave like we want you to behave.)

Note: This is totally not a plan made by an evil genius to destroy the cheese industry. Trust us. Just don't eat cheese, or you'll commit crime. Crime bad.

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	Enforcement	The fuzz \| Health Police \| Fun Police \| Illogicops \| The King \| LAPDOG \| Law \| Miranda rights \| PC Plod \| RoboCop \| The Police \| Police officer \| The VFF Police \| Polygraphs (Test) \| Lawyers
	Legislation	Ah Mate Clause \| Constitution of the United States \| Copyright (infringement) \| Gun control \| Phthing \| Reverse Logic Act \| Title IX
	Crimes	Article fixing \| Biscuit Technique \| Cons \| Crime \| Drug abuse \| Frankenstein Slavery \| Fraud \| Malpheasants \| Money Laundering \| Mouseketeering \| Muggery \| Murder \| New Monaco \| Punctuation abuse \| Rape \| Rape and sodomy \| Racism \| Sexism \| Shoplifting \| Slander \| Snoop Dogging \| Stargazing fraud \| Theft \| Vandalism \| Jaywalking (and other offenses punishable by death)
	Criminals	Dishwashers \| Gangsters \| Gangster Slaves \| Killer Whales \| Pirates \| Racists \| Space pirates \| Vandals \| Nationally Elected Gangsta Regulatory Organization
	Civil Law	Wrongful Monkey Suit
	Sentencing	Confession \| Court \| Criminal record \| Death \| Gaol \| Penal Labour \| Precinct \| Prison \| Stellar evolution track by age of criminal responsibility \| Torture

Crime

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