Criminal record

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Do not ever place a criminal record and a record by 80's band The Police on the same turntable!

Criminal record is a vinyl LP (or, more recently, a compact disc) that people buy when they wish to stick it to the man.

Playing the disc can result in being arrested and charged. It should only be played with caution.

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The following have been ruled to be criminal records; any attempt to play them will be reported directly to Sting and The Police:

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	Enforcement	The fuzz \| Health Police \| Fun Police \| Illogicops \| The King \| LAPDOG \| Law \| Miranda rights \| PC Plod \| RoboCop \| The Police \| Police officer \| The VFF Police \| Polygraphs (Test) \| Lawyers
	Legislation	Ah Mate Clause \| Constitution of the United States \| Copyright (infringement) \| Gun control \| Phthing \| Reverse Logic Act \| Title IX
	Crimes	Article fixing \| Biscuit Technique \| Cons \| Crime \| Drug abuse \| Frankenstein Slavery \| Fraud \| Malpheasants \| Money Laundering \| Mouseketeering \| Muggery \| Murder \| New Monaco \| Punctuation abuse \| Rape \| Rape and sodomy \| Racism \| Sexism \| Shoplifting \| Slander \| Snoop Dogging \| Stargazing fraud \| Theft \| Vandalism \| Jaywalking (and other offenses punishable by death)
	Criminals	Dishwashers \| Gangsters \| Gangster Slaves \| Killer Whales \| Pirates \| Racists \| Space pirates \| Vandals \| Nationally Elected Gangsta Regulatory Organization
	Civil Law	Wrongful Monkey Suit
	Sentencing	Confession \| Court \| Criminal record \| Death \| Gaol \| Penal Labour \| Precinct \| Prison \| Stellar evolution track by age of criminal responsibility \| Torture