Dimensional rip gun
Dimesional rip gun is a tool used by the Blahs to send someone to another universe. It doesn't look like anything. No, really, it does not look. Nor like anything. Um... I'm trying to say something that is very difficult to explain. Yeah, whatever. So it's a pretty neat device. Whatever. A fact: Dimensional rip gun does not have a 'the' in the beginning. Never. Please consider this when using the device in your articles. Please. Please-please-pleeeeease. Nah. You won't listen anyways, will you? The next time the thing is used it's used as 'The dimensional rip gun'. Just wrong. So. Now what? Um... I have to fill the page with something... I think... Yes I think... But I can't just make it blah blah blah blah and so on, that would be lame... So I'll fill it with me talking to myself discussing what should I fill the page with. Okay? Okay? Hello, can you hear me? Um... Are you even there? READER: Of course I'm here you dumbass! ... Wait what? So there is actually someone there? I thought that I was here alone for 15 years! And now there is someone there! Can you get me outta here? ... READER: um what ... Oh, nothing... Well, I guess I'll just continue this conversation with myself and apparently someone else who got here after me without me noticing... READER: what r u talkin about ... So now here is someone with a lot worse grammar... READER: Um no. I got 5+ at the last grammar test in school... Oh. OK. Um... Now I'm confused... so there is actually 2 of you? One with good grammar, and the other with bad grammar? Mind = Blown. Srs. Mind = Blown. Really. Min... READER: SHUTUP!! ... Oh, so you must be reader someone №2? Nice to meet ya! Could ya get me outta here? No? Hello? Hey where did you go? Can you hear me? Um... hey someone №1? Could you tell me where did someone №2 go? Some1? Can you hear me? No? Why did all of you just... Leave? Wait I can leave this place? I've been here for 15 full years and no-one ever told me that! OK, if I can leave, then there must be an exit! Um... Can it be the link to Blahs? Hm... Let's see... *click*
*2 months later*
Ah! So where am I now? Wait it can't be this place... (Some weird gas clears the memory of ... um who even is that dude? Well now he/she forgot that there is an exit) .... Um... Hello? Where am I? Who am I? What's my purpose in life? How many of these stupid questions are there? There can't be enough, that's sure, or can there? So if there isn't, then why aren't you writing more? Oh you are? I see... Aw dangit! I just lost the line of stupid questions! Now I must have something that is not a question! Maybe so answers would do... *a horror scream* AH!!! What was that?! That was not an answer! That was... Um... Something weird? [To be continued]