Dinosaurs on the loose
DINOSAURS ON THE LOOSE!
YOU BETTER ROCK THE BONES!
ROCK THE BONES!
Actually, dinosaurs on the loose have posed a great danger to museum caretakers and hot tub time travellers everywhere. When dealing with hordes of them, it is thoroughly advised to block the flock before seeking medical advice. If fainting is required, please do so in the nearest cavern. You wouldn't want to miss anything good.
Dinosaurs not so much on the loose: the extinction[edit | edit source]
An asteroid came and killed 'em all kajillions of years ago. Disney/Pixar have suggested theories as to how matter would have coexisted if they didn't die on us, but research has been uncertain as animators who have travelled time using the power of the BnL Corporation never returned due to being kidnapped by dinosaurs or aristocratic cavemen who spoke gibberish in received pronunciation. Many of them were still laughing when they were taken away or dragged by their feet through winding corridors in oddly familiar storage areas.
From the creators of 'dinosaurs on the loose'...[edit | edit source]
- Terrific Terra Firma: a documentary about soil, vegetation, and wildlife, presented by Noyvis Dundee and co. This program also investigates nearby townsfolk and how they pay their respects to the environment by kissing the ground several times like the fabled brunette rectangle, Symphora did. This isn't Ancient Greece, Hestia, get out of the kitchen.
- Tricky Little Fishes: a fishing program presented by an overly loquacious young lady. With buns. Co-hosted by Noyvis Dundee. Occasionally the presenter will go on various tangents and display her wonderful collection of dollhouse furniture to her not-so-captivated viewers. Hallucinations may ensue.
- Drawing Drawings: an omniscient narrator shows you how to draw various characters from the hit children's book series People Whose Faces Are Their Bodies. I'll give you a hint: you always need to draw the eyes close together or else it just won't look like a sea urchin. You get me?
- Bad Man on The Beach: a parody of beach movies where fit guys drink Bepis.