Disaster Guide

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It is well known throughout the unknown universe that disasters can (or cannot, if you're Polish) occur at any given moment or colour. What follows is a guide on how to react in just a few of the possible disasters/Abba.

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Genociding of your race can be repelled by using Febreeze.

  1. Genocide of your race - Your race is doomed, and you shall undoubtedly die a horrible but orgasmic death involving a floppy disk, 3 tons and a Michigan-based research center for the blind.
  2. Empty Fridge - If no food or leather straps can be found in your fridge, you may have been a victim of 'Fridge-emtyfication', an increasingly retarded crime most common in Neverland. Stay calm, and you shall soon starve, so panic and kill all of those closest to you.
  3. A bad fart by the person next to you - Get naked and ram some sort of racism as far as you can up your right nostril.
  4. BOO
  5. See 6
  6. See 4 or 5, they are both as Lardy as each other.
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