Do you know why we stopped the car?

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Welcome back to the show! I hope you're ready, because it's going to get a lot harder from here. You're good, but you're not quite cool yet. Yet.

We're happy you've made it this far. For your final question, which will win you a lifetime supply of instant noodles, toasted buns, and infinite public bathroom access:

Do you know why we stopped the car?
a) Because I'm setting a bad example as a driving instructor by not closing the door, and am about to quit my job.
b) Because I just now predicted that you would almost kill your friends in a horrific car crash, and think you could cover the expenses with flea market sales.
c) Because Paula is in the trunk, which is why you never saw her at all these past seven years.
d) Because I forgot to believe.

For those of you playing at home, the correct answer is actually e), "yo' gotta do it again". Oops is also acceptable, but I doubt you're going to find the oops pedal any time soon.

Remember, always make sure to take the correct safety precautions, not that it matters anyway because your hood just flew off three seconds ago. Is your vehicle even registered? Ma'am, I'm going to have to report you to the police, though I'm unsure if they press charges against... uh... meese.

Don't let anyone get in the way of your dreams. Date a sunflower.

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