Doctor Foster Went To Gluecoster

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Doctor Foster Went To Gluecoster is a popular song by George Hamburg.

Lyrical content[edit | edit source]

The song goes:

Doctor Foster went to Gluecoaster
In a Ford GT
He wrecked the paintwork
And was late for work
And never ate cheese again

Meaning[edit | edit source]

The song tells the story of a certain Dr. Foster of Gluecorp Enterprises who, whilst on his way to work at the Gluecoaster factory one day, damaged his brand new car.

The moral of the story is to never eat cheese before you go to bed.

Or drive.

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