E=mcbonkers
From Illogicopedia
- The correct title of this article is e=mcbonkers. It appears incorrectly here because you touch yourself at night.
e=mcbonkers. Yeah. According to Illogicopedia it does. Einstein's e=mc2 is a load of bollox. Eat your greens, please. That's what our theory says.
[edit] Proof
Since we are bonkers, then e=mcbonkers must be true here. We added something sciency into this equation just to make ourselves look smart. This means we are better than Einstein! This makes us credible. Well, if it works for creationists, then it works for us. We are right, Einstein and the whole of science is wrong. We are right! We are right!!! We are right!!!!! They are wrong. Got that?
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