Eat Cheese

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“Mangez du fromage”

“Eat cheese”

~ Cheese speakers

Eat Cheese is the stock phrase of many cheese speakers. Cheese speakers live in Manchester where they practice their faith of Madeupinschoolonedayism[1]. Cheese speakers can be dangerous when irritated, so don't interrupt them or tell them to do something unless it is absolutely necessary.

How to identify a Cheese Speaker[edit | edit source]

Cheese speakers can often be heard saying Eat Cheese at great length. The most common form of Eat Cheese is starting with a low pitch and ending the Eat part with a rather high pitch, whilst the Cheese part starts with the same high pitch but tapers down to a medium pitch. They react unpredictably when Gorgonzola is mentioned.

Favourite cheese[edit | edit source]

Most cheese eaters prefer brie and double brie or camembert, however some of the more unstable ones prefer the more mouldy cheeses.

References[edit | edit source]

  1. A branch of the Trite Made Up Religion

See also[edit | edit source]