- You obviously were looking for Elvis Parsley. Really, you were.
“Not a patch on The Beatles.”
“Forget those people! There's no way I'll ever get involved with that son-of-a-motherless goatn' group. All they want is my money.”
Elvis is mostly known for doing That thing that elvis does where you hit your hand with your bum and your arm swings around and lands on the guitar and gets infested with poop germs which cause you to die some time later.
Every now and then, Elvis Presley dies. It is quite humorous to behold.
Haha, your gullibility makes me sick. What? You weren't fooled? ah crap! You liar.
The real truth
Thank you, Thank you very much.