Eragon

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Eragon, also known as Star-Wars-Lord-of-the-Rings-His-Dark-Materials-Narnia-etc is a fantasy toddler novel/movie written by Christopher Paolini, a type of french cheese.

I swear I've seen those characters before...

Plot[edit]

I don't know it. But it's got something to do with an egg. And egg that would make a GREAT omellete. And it might have a dragon in it.

Characters[edit]

  • Eragon Aragorn/Harry Potter/Frodo/Luke Skywalker: The emo hero of the story. Nobody cares about him.
  • Saphira Aslan/Buckbeak/Iorek Byrnison/Balto/Barney: The hero's furry slave.
  • Broom Gandalf/Dumbledore/Yoda: A magic broom, which is pecked to death by rabid chickens known as "Ra'zec".
  • Arya Lyra/Lucy/Susan/Arwen/Hermione: Do I need to explain?
  • Galbatorix Asterix/Obelix: A racist steryotype of the french.