Asploded

This store used to be a big pile of rubble from an explosion.

“Asplosions are taking jobs away from construction workers!”

~ Ronald Reagan

Asploding is the process of reverse explosion. For instance, and Asplosion of a building would return it to a state where it was not exploded. Asploding unexploded materials usually causes Spontaneous Combustion.

Aplosions and You

There are many different techniques as to make something asplode, some being more reliable than others. A bad asplosion is likely to turn what used to be a fancy shopping mall into a run-down crack house, so be careful. Safety crews are recommended for any asplosion due to the risk of injury. As mentioned before, non-exploded things will spontaneously combust upon asplosion, so make sure an explosion took place before proceeding. If you get any asploding materials on your person, head to the nearest safety shower, and put out any possible fires that your body might have caused.

See Also

• Explosion
• Ass