Extreme Downhill 280 Meter Wife Beating

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Extreme Downhill 280 Meter Wife Beating is perhaps the oldest sport, known to have been played by Olmecs, Egyptians and assholes everywhere. Until modern times when the Olympic Games were revived, The sport was mostly played as a home game, and competitions were rare.

Because complete dickheads were and still are banned from the Olympics, a group of them organized their own tournament, called the Autumn Dick Head World Games for Peace featuring such treats as Midget Tossing, Assaulting A Policeman, Dynamite Fishing and, of course, Extreme Downhill 280 Meter Wife Beating.