FBI

“Fab Body Inspector”

~ Oscar Wilde

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FBI stands for the Federal Bureau of Intelligence, which is quite likely one of the largest oxymorons in the universe, and is filled to the brim with morons, without oxy.

Interesting Fact About FBI

Some individuals in society, commonly referred to as morons or retards, preffer to wear T-shirts with the following:

It is believed that these individuals will remain virgin as long as they keep to their dress code.