Fancy Living
Fancy Living is a tool for squeebling the jeeble that was invented by Vikings the tickled paramedic Simon Beefuck, after he successfully created Bombs that fall upwards in 2023. It likes sushi, the texture of sand, and being spanked.
HOW THE JEEBLE IS SQUEEBLED[edit | edit source]
DON'T ASK ME!! I DON'T KNOW HOW THE JEEBLE IS SQUEEBLED!! GO ASK TODD!! THAT's riGHT, TODD!! HE OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW HOW THE JEEBLE IS SQUEEBLED!! NOT ME!! I'M JUST A YOUNG STYROFOAM FARMER TRYING TO DISPROVE THE IDEA THAT ALL INTEGERS CAN BE EXPRESSED AS THE SUM OF TWO PRIMES!! GLASS ISN'T REAL!! THIS SEGMENT WAS PARTIALLY INSPIRED BY ENDLESS JESS!!
An alternate take on Fancy Living[edit | edit source]
Fancy Living is the lampshade that you leave in the shed so it can have a good cry and come out when it's ready. Fancy Living is a cigarette butt hand-embroidered with the numerals of a forgotten language. Fancy Living is a kiss in the rain. Fancy Living is us all.