To flog, you must:
- Find yourself a conspicuous, inconspicuous and conspicuous (and also inconspicuous) palm tree.
- Laugh at it for a period of roughly 43 seconds.
- Pee on it sitting down.
4: Tell all your friends about Illogicopedia
- Perform oral sex on a chinook helicopter while making Baked Alaska.
- Liquify this baked Alaska and any side products from the events that were going on as you made it.
- Throw them at your nearest Pope.