Forum:Best Sentence You've Written or Read on Illogicopedia?

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I really think the best sentence I have written on Illogicopedia is, "An advanced hypnotist may be able to summon a train out of a television program." in the article, "Trained professionals." Have you ever put anything on Illogicopedia that you thought was particularly clever but which you suspect everyone has probably missed? Or have you found any obscure passages like that which you think more people should see? Best sentences. Start listing them. Go! --Nerd42 05:35, 25 Jeremy 2012 (UTC)

I'm terribly fond of the "CatMan is really a cat, man." I think it was in that CatMan article. Dunno where else it would have been. *is too lazy to check* ~ 18:37, 25 Jeremy 2012

I put most of my favourite one-liners on the DYK template when I find them. I personally liked 'toys are people too' from Sense (no idea why), "I'm gunna kill you facially" (a quote from Lolwut?) and 'siblings are sequels in human form' (Canticum Sacrum). There's some awesome stuff on that template. Best part of the wiki! -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 21:54, 25 Jeremy 2012 (UTC)

My favorite was one from Vandalpedia: "I knew I shouldn't have named my cat Psychologist." ~Runner-Up 22:57, 01/25/2012

“I like to take and sew my pants up with pudding.”

~ Brak on porpoise

I seize credit for having replaced the last word of that sentence with the word "pudding". The rest of the sentence is a direct quote of Brak from the Brak Show. Monsignor Onslow Peaches - Speak slowly into the tube 01:23, 26 Jeremy 2012 (UTC)

Even though it's only been a couple years, I felt like this thread needed reviving. For some reason I seem to take a slight liking towards my "Shazam — and the dirt is here... indefinitely" edit on the current sandalism template. As for sentences I've read, there's so many to choose from that it's just waaaay too hard to decide. That. Was. AWESOME! (talk) 16:27, 11 Arche 2014 (UTC)

From You, me, and the edge vol. 1: I don't like the idea of Babymetal. Infants should be kept away from most alloys as they are rather dangerous. Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 01:05, 23 Farbleum 2017 (UTC)

Mine is the tofu is eating the burn Fiery Meme (talk) 03:27, 10 Jeremy 2018 (UTC)

Also, Beer is made of hops. This is unlike wine, which is made of skips, and whisky which is made of jumps. from the Beer article. The Supreme Leader XY --- sacrifices and capitalism 22:00, 28 Octodest 2018 (UTC)