Forum:Captions

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You know the drill, Captions, jokes and puns on a chosen image:

good luck --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 16:39, 30 Ditzimber 2007 (UTC)

The CATptions

• If I go down the stairs, he'll get me... If I go to the left, I'll fall into the Pit of Crunchy Doom.... If I go to the...

--Sir Asema ^Politics _{Complaint Inbox or Outbox}

• Opal's typically feline hastiness ruins her chances with this rugged stray. Another romance dashed. --I forgot 06:37, 18 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)
• Tiddles finishes the next door neighbours cat by cementing him to the wall.P.S Can we have a new pictureBen ^Blade 00:10, 20 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)]]
• World's first gallery for cats ruined by dog that particularly dislikes black cats (not pictured). -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 19:30, 1 Aym 2008 (UTC)
• This is just another one of them cheesy lolcat puns isn't it?
• Thompson the Tabby was shocked to discover the Jesus-Cat could levitate him. But what he was even more shocked to discover that the Cat Messiah was Ginger.
• Ginger was expectedly disappointed on his latest visit to the Tate Modern.
  
  -- 18:18, 5 Aym 2008 (UTC)
• It wasn't the minimalistic approach of the designers, or the picture across the hall that intrigued the two friends. Disregarding the fact that they'd just transformed into cats, and ignoring the likelihood they'd be used as a picture for some sort of captions contest on a forum somewhere, Ginger and Thompson wondered to themself, WHEN A NEW PICTURE WOULD COME ALONG TO CAPTION? OR WOULD TESTOSTEREICH HAVE TO FIND IT HIMSELF?

Captions the second

• It seemed that this time it was the lepers who provided Timothy with a helping hand.

Testostereich • (ballsack) 14:45, 10 Aym 2008 (UTC)

• Well, I've got to hand it to you...

Testostereich • (ballsack) 14:45, 10 Aym 2008 (UTC)

• Little Timmy deeply regretted pinching the last chocolate biscuit, whilst holidaying in Saudi Arabia.

Testostereich • (ballsack) 21:59, 15 Aym 2008 (UTC)

• It may have cost him a hand, but the "Long-Distance Happy Slap" had been well worth it.

Testostereich • (ballsack) 21:59, 15 Aym 2008 (UTC)

• Happy Birthday Mother!

Testostereich • (ballsack) 21:59, 15 Aym 2008 (UTC)

• Houses cost an arm and a leg nowadays. I was could only afford to buy the car.

Testostereich • (ballsack) 21:59, 15 Aym 2008 (UTC)

• Lost "The Thing". responds to the name steve.

Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 21:33, 17 Aym 2008 (UTC)

• All i said was "gimme a hand"... -- Dxpenguinman, the Penguinman ...He's e-vile! • Talk • Got An Idea? • Forum 10:39, 17 Ergust 2008 (UTC)
• I knew I'd left it somewhere... --Nerd42 04:46, 5 Ditzimber 2009 (UTC)
• Metal Gear Solid 6: The search for Revolver Ocelot's hand. "Oh look, it's there where I left it!" -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 20:31, 28 Yoon 2012 (UTC)

Moving On...

• It was only after conceding 5 games to the fellow did young Wadsworth realise just how exstensive the Korean athlete's drug use was. --Testostereich • (ballsack) 17:37, 3 Yoon 2008 (UTC)
• Table Tennis Rule#1: Never set up your tournament too near a nuclear power plant.
• Bogeys. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 11:05, 15 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)
• This is exactly why you shouldn't allow Super Japan to host the Olympics --Testostereich • (ballsack) 16:34, 15 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)
• The opposition's back swing was so fast john couldn't see dave take the shot. --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 17:53, 15 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)
• Many doubted Rodger Federer's new look TheBladester (Yes it's me but i didn't sign in.)
• Damn blind spot... wish I'd done archery instead. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 10:48, 16 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)
• The matched was eventually called off when the Chameleon Korean was caught illegally weighting the ball with saliva from his tongue. The athlete claims he thought it was a fly. --Testostereich • (ballsack) 12:52, 17 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)

  Bravo sir! :) -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 20:32, 28 Yoon 2012 (UTC)

NEEEEXXXTT!!!

• Who needs acorns when you can get multi-millon dollar advertising deals with coca cola? --Testostereich • (ballsack) 18:51, 17 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)
• Label found on Coke bottle: 'Warning: may have unspeakable side effects' -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 10:30, 17 Ergust 2008 (UTC)

Another

• Looks like someone got up on the wrong side of the bed. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 10:30, 17 Ergust 2008 (UTC)
• The Daily Sport exclusively reveals the truth behind Jackie Chan's extreme stunts. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 10:30, 17 Ergust 2008 (UTC)
• Not another one of those "Terminator" rip-offs. Yeesh. NEEEEXT!. -- Dxpenguinman, the Penguinman ...He's e-vile! • Talk • Got An Idea? • Forum 10:38, 17 Ergust 2008 (UTC)
• After years of looking at shockingly bad photoshoppings which may have well been done in paint for all their pixel pushing prowess, Trevor, the last man alive finally did the decent thing, and committed suicide. Trevor is to never live in the wonders of being the only man left in the world, driven insane by horny women. The lacklustre attempts of his friends to imitate the banter of the good old days, resulted in the extinction of the human race and a mass lesbian movement.--Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 15:37, 17 Ergust 2008 (UTC)
• Half man, half robot, all photoshopped! --Testostereich • (ballsack) 21:13, 25 Ergust 2008 (UTC)
• The Terminator, flat broke, could only afford half of the halloween costume. --Testostereich • (ballsack) 21:13, 25 Ergust 2008 (UTC)

F1 incident

• Michael Schumacher regrets wearing white socks with a red suit. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 12:42, 18 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)
• Formula One bosses admit their latest attempt to fight the credit crunch was less than successful. --The preceding unsigned comment was left by Avril Troll (talk | stalk), see the past frenzies page for posting time
• "Tic-tacs: full of refreshing little lifts!" MMF!→talk←/→admin(:D) 16:27, 18 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)
• The brand new "enviromentally friendly" F1 car for some reason didn't quite win the fans over. --Testostereich • (ballsack) 17:08, 18 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)
• Ohh, phew. My iPhone's still intact. -- Dxpenguinman, the Penguinman ...He's e-vile! • Talk • Got An Idea? • Forum 04:17, 19 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)
• Yes it may have cost him the race, but unlike the other racers Schumaccher would be able to fit the car into his bed later on. Testostereich • (ballsack) 12:25, 20 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)
• Crap, there goes my no claims bonus. (I know, it sucks.) -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 12:31, 20 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)
• one just for a WTF moment "I told you riding side saddle was a bad idea" --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 12:59, 20 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)
• These aren't my legs.... Avril Troll 13:23, 20 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)
• Wait? I'm supposed to face the front? Oh... That would explain alot..... T3

Cat Ninja

• What? He stole my Cat Nip. T3
• The problems of excessive speed is that the neighbours' pets hit the windscreen, but when that bloody dog barks throughout the night, that's not necessarily a bad thing. --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 10:35, 21 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)
• There's something on your face... Let me get that for you. Fishalishalish 19:31, 27 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)
• We're just playing. i swear! -- Dxpenguinman, the Penguinman ...He's e-vile! • Talk • Got An Idea? • GAMESHOW! 08:41, 28 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)
• It seems Scruff had bitten off a bit more than he could chew; going out with a psychotic BDSM-loving cat wasn't the best idea he'd had all morning. --Testostereich • (ballsack) 10:33, 19 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
• Person spends waaaaaaaay too long attempting to get his cat to kick the dog in the eye just so he can take a photo of it and upload it to the Internet. Sick freak... I'm callin' the RSPCA. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 10:38, 19 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
• Giant dog, and ninja feline compensate for poorly-thought out colour sheme of building. --Testostereich • (ballsack) 14:55, 20 Octodest 2008 (UTC)

Star Wars

• Uh... I dunno. —rms talk 04:51, 12 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Bear

• Lance Armstrong regrets taking those steroids. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 09:20, 15 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
• CCTV catches the thief of David Cameron's bike in action. The cheezburger's on the other foot now Tory Testostereich • (ballsack) 10:07, 15 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)!
• Bored pornogrophers use retube monopoly to ensure frustrated males spill their load over a cat mounting a bicycle. Testostereich • (ballsack) 10:55, 15 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
• Automatic word-altering function begins to annoy big-bummed user. Testostereich • (ballsack) 10:48, 25 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
• This bear hopes to find life-fulfillment in his bicycle tires. —rms talk 18:05, 25 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
• I must remove my bike chain before I'm serviced with a parking ticket. Alas my lack of opposable thumbs mean this mission is ultimately doomed to failure. Which begs the question, how did I lock the thing up in the first place? And why am I riding a bicycle? ....this isn't my natural woodland habitat. Testostereich • (ballsack) 22:09, 18 Novelniver 2009 (UTC)

Happy-child

• Young Derek didn't usually like dolls, today however, was an exception Testostereich • (ballsack) 22:20, 18 Novelniver 2009 (UTC)
• Teenage pregnancy hits a new record, politician yammers about kids needing to learn how to use rubbers early. --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 00:53, 20 Novelniver 2009 (UTC)
• Parenting fail? --(ƒî)» 22:13, 22 Novelniver 2009 (UTC)
• "...And if you would look to the left, you will see our representation of modern politics, the child here representing the labour government, and this rubber lady portraying the british public" -- $H_{olleH}^{ello}$ 22:30, 22 Novelniver 2009 (UTC)
• News of the World Exclusive: Blow up doll arrested on charges of Paedophilia. -- $H_{olleH}^{ello}$ 22:36, 22 Novelniver 2009 (UTC)
• Practice makes perfect. --T3 15:52, 23 Novelniver 2009 (UTC)
• MOAR SECKS TAN U WILL EVAH GET--Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 18:05, 23 Novelniver 2009 (UTC)
• Timothy's parents' attempt to turn their son gay by making him play with dolls failed to account for one small detail. MyMetalFoolishness—talk 06:47, 12 Ditzimber 2009 (UTC)
• Britain's youngest father allows the fine spectators of the Royal Ascott to bask in his testically goodness. Testostereich • (ballsack) 00:45, 20 Ditzimber 2009 (UTC)

Sex Hams

Nice and easy for you, go! Testostereich • (ballsack) 13:28, 12 Yoon 2010 (UTC)

• Sheffield Wednesday's fucked up again.--Ben ^Blade 13:46, 12 Yoon 2010 (UTC)
• That little pig finally pushes charlotte out of the picture, —rms talk 16:27, 12 Yoon 2010 (UTC)
• Is that something in your ass? Let me get it with my penis. --T3 23:04, 12 Yoon 2010 (UTC)

Frunobulax v. cat

Fire away, (Pedigree) chums! -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 20:24, 14 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)

• Script.

  Dog: Barney, I lost my glasses!

  Cat: Jimbo, they're on your forehead where you left them!

  Dog: Oh, righty do then.

—rms talk 06:44, 15 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)

• "And then one day my damn blasted cat caught smell of the dog, who tried to flee... but then... er, said damn blasted cat found said dog anyway because said dog wasn't being terribly bright about it?"

Okay, yeah, I really don't know. ~ 02:20, 19 Serpeniver 2011