# Fourth

If you don't count first, then fourth is the third in line closest to zero. We're talking natural numbers, of course. Like, 2/3 of a diatom isn't quite a whole diatom. So forget fractions and negative numbers.

## Not music

If we were talking music, we would discuss the relationship of the fourth to other notes. If a clavier is involved, it had better be well tempered. Otherwise, we're back in the caves, hitting things with other things rhythmically.

At Harvard, they said, "you can't fish without bait." My uncle the fisherman knew better; he set to loaded with grenades.

## 4th

fourth = 4th.

th = 1

4 = four... wait.

no, it's Logical!

Alert, Alert, Logic detected. Logic detected. Self destruct in 10...

No!

9...

Gotta escape this mechanic penis...

8...

Oh shi- the door is closed!

7...

No, the button!

6...

*Click*

Emergency door opened.

5...

Oh no, the door is way back there?

4...

*thmp* *thmp* *thmp*

3...

*clank*

2...

Okay, where's my parachute?

1...

Oh shi-

Destruction initiated

REEROOO--

KABOOM!

phew, that was close. but...

I'm kinda falling?

*Smash!*

## R.I.P. the math guy in mecha-penis

His life was brave, he solved countless things.

He had knowledge and wisdom.

He observed the truth of numbers and math.

And, here. another star falls to banana.

Banana hurts.

Ouch.

Rest in Pieces, The Math guy in mecha-penis.