|Motto: "Vev la idiots"|
|Anthem: Yeah - Usher (French)|
|Largest city||New Paris|
|Official languages||Swedish, Gibberish|
|Government||Free for all insanity, Stat!|
|National Hero(es)||Joan of lark(bird0|
|Currency||Frank...ly I don't give a @$&#$%@&#|
|Population||Too many to count, yet to few to care|
|Area||Size of Chuck Norris' fist|
|Population density||Denser than a Denso Sard Supra|
|National animal||Koi Fish|
|Opening hours||7:01am - 7:02am|
The French are the people that populate a small country named "la France". The income is low there, unless you are lucky enough to be made out of cheese, or born with big feet for crushing grapes. The rest of the population create fries.
Should you ever be unfortunate enough to find yourself in this small country of "le France", repeat this phrase: Je ne veux pas être ici, je veux revenir en arrière dans l'arbre!
The Famous French
- French Llama - the founder of the French National Llama Association(FNLA)
- Sir Issac French - The inventor of the three laws for making baguette.
- Tom French - Main actor in Mission Impossible: Going to France, Mission Impossible 2: Living in France, and Mission Impossible 3: Leaving France
- Chuck 'French' Norris - Chuck Norris's lesser known brother who inverted the karate chop.
- Wolfgang Amadeus French - Composer of fur French
- Large plot of land
- Oh yeah, and a French Flag