George Washington

To be confused with George Washingmachine, the revolutionary American home appliance.

George Oldster Washington

Deputy:	Bowser
Nationality:	Hodian
Term of office:	1206 – 1805
Preceded by:	The Talking Shoe
Succeeded by:	Mr. Monopoly
Date of birth:	1205
Place of birth:	Jupiter
Date of death:	He didn't die, the gov is lying to you
Place of death:	Awesomeland
Spouse:	n/a
Political party:	Wepublican Party

George Oldster Washington is the 45th president of the United States of Jupiter. Born on 5161154516BC, he made trips to Saturn by a car powered on laughing gas.

Biography

Washington was said to be a great man. So here is a description of his life.

Early Life

Washington was grown on a tree and was fully grown and born on the year 5161154516BC. He had a brother and a ghost friend. His mother was a pine tree and she planted him. His father is a money tree. He made a chemical reaction and got rich for inventing Wikipedia even before Bill Gates invented the computer. As a teenager ,Washington invented ice cream.

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LAME!!

Adult Life

Washington traveled by laughing gas frequently and moved back to Jupiter to run for president. He ran 30 miles and won the presidency. He was the 45th president.

His Wife

Washington met Daffy Duck on a TV and married her. He went in a cartoon and back whenever he wanted to see her.

Presidency

He lowered Jupiterian taxes and blew up a moon with an Earth stone. He fought the Wevolutionary War to make Jupiter a seperate planet from Mars.

Death

Washington did not die. The government is hiding the truth from you. I saw him at the pub yesterday.

Rumor

There is a rumor about him that he was a tap dancing peanut from Astroid system Z25. This of course it Completely false. He only TRANSFORMED into a tap dancing peanut from astroid system z25, and he did it ocasionaly.

He was briefly a member of the punk rock band, "The Presidents of the United States of America."

See also

• George Washingmachine