Greece

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Greek people have a tendency to spin

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(Flag) (Coat of Arms)
Motto: '
Anthem: '
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Capital
Largest city SPARTAAAAAAA
Official languages Greek
Government A pile of greasy french fries
Prime Minister {{{prime_minister}}}
National Hero(es)
Currency
Religion Christianity, Greek mythology, Hellenism
Population 5,000,000[1]
Area
Population density 45 per km2
Ethnic groups
Major exports
Major imports
National animal ΑΒΓΔΕλΈθΊέ
Favourite pastime
Opening hours ΔΔ TRIANGLE ILLUMINATI
Internet tld
Calling code αβγ-abg-ΨΨΨ-ilikefurries-wawa-ששֹתֻzds-@momma.com-

Greece on the China occupied by Turkey?

Yes, yes it is.


Yes it is[edit | edit source]

Yes it is.

Yes it is[edit | edit source]

Yes it is

Oh yeah[edit | edit source]

Yes it is

Greek Alphabet[edit | edit source]

  • Αα - Fish
  • Ββ - Stylized b
  • Γγ - Broken F
  • Δδ - Illuminati Triangle
  • Εε - Cursive e
  • Ζζ - Funny looking z
  • Ηη - fake H real I
  • Θθ - dased 0
  • Ιι - Iowa, usa
  • Κκ - Odd k
  • Λλ - Upside down v and y
  • Μμ - The sound of a cow
  • Νν - Nevada
  • Ξξ - 3 lines
  • Οο - oh
  • Ππ - 3.1415926... 000658534? What?
  • Σσς - Sideways w and swiggly lines
  • Ττ - Tea
  • Υυ - Treek for you
  • Φφ - Mystery symbol
  • Χχ - X and C hybrid
  • Ψψ - Trident
  • Ωω - Horseshoe


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Yes it is

No it isn't[edit | edit source]

Yes it is, you teeny subheading.

γράσο[edit | edit source]

γράσο γράσο γράσο!

Well that's greasy.[edit | edit source]

Anyway, Greece is a country, and it is full of olives, and greasy french fries. In fact, the people are governed by a pile of greasy french fries.

Major cities[edit | edit source]

Athens[edit | edit source]

Athens is the capital of Greece. It is named after Athena, the Greek goddess of headaches. It is in a region called Attica.

Sparta[edit | edit source]

Sparta is Greece's other major city. It is well known for the tendency of its people to go running around with spears and shields yelling, "THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAA!" They are oddly good at fighting.

Notes[edit | edit source]

  1. AND A HALF!!!