Guest@xkcd:

unixkcd
A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language.
guest@xkcd:/$ display 970/the_important_field.png

970: The Important Field
Welcome to the missile launch interface!
Enter the target's coordinates.
guest@xkcd:/$ cat welcome.txt

Welcome to the unixkcd console.
To navigate the comics, enter "next", "prev", "first", "last", "display", or "random".
Use "ls", "cat", and "cd" to navigate the filesystem.
guest@xkcd:/$ help

That would be cheating!
guest@xkcd:/$ man

Oh, I'm sure you can figure it out.
guest@xkcd:/$ ls

welcome.txt

license.txt

blag/

blog/

fora/

forums/

store/

about/

guest@xkcd:/$ cat

You're a kitty!
guest@xkcd:/$ vi

You should really use emacs.
guest@xkcd:/$ emacs

You should really use vim.
guest@xkcd:/$ ed

You are not a diety.
guest@xkcd:/$ cat license.txt

Client-side logic for Wordpress CLI theme :: R. McFarland, 2006, 2007, 2008
jQuery rewrite and overhaul :: Chromakode, 2010

This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or
modify it under the terms of the GNU General Public License
as published by the Free Software Foundation; either version 2
of the License, or (at your option) any later version.

This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the
GNU General Public License for more details.

You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
along with this program; if not, write to the Free Software
Foundation, Inc., 51 Franklin Street, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110-1301, USA.

guest@xkcd:/$ boot WinXP

I'm afraid I can't let you do that, dave.
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guest@xkcd:/$ hehe